Oh no, I did not just sew up a Fat Blackbird! Actually, yes. Yes, I just did.
Fat Blackbird was introduced back in this comic, and now he's become the first icon of Purple Soul merch. He measures about 5.5" wide and he's incredibly lumpy. And he can be yours for a low low price that I haven't decided yet! I'll have a few Blackbirds with me in Vancouver on the 26th, and they'll be available in an online store after that, I think.
(you wouldn't believe how many redesigns this little lump went through)